Why He’s Hot:
- He’s an original bad boy. He was a real fucking punk, not like these pansies we get waltzing around our tv screens today.
- Oh. My. God. He pulled some incredibly sexy faces.
- He was a bassist & even though he couldn’t play, he gave a damn good show. Often topless. Sometimes even covered in blood. Oof.
- He was in the Sex Pistols. Then all that got fucked up, so he ran off and covered Frank Sinatra & Eddie Cochran. Incredible.
- He only lived ‘til he was 21. He’ll never get old. Or ugly. As they say, the brightest stars burn out the fastest.